Being borning
15 July 2022 I’m born and let's just say I'm not very happy. A nurse comes up to mummy and said it was a good job she had the C Suction as I wasn't in a hurry to come out. Well, duh, what would you rather do? Stay inside mummy's tummy in a jacuzzi listening to Crowded Arse, or be outside in, well, whatever this is. 17 July Mummy and daddy are clearly nice people. They must be because we have a squatter. He walks on all four legs. He has a strange voice though. He gets fed and walks away. He has a white spot at the end of his tail. Actually he is magic too. Before I go to sleepy-sleep the white spot is no longer there, his voice is different and he looks different. I want to be him. 21 July Mummy and daddy like playing with me. It's all weird though. About 100 times a day they change my nappy, whatever that is. Apparently they have to because I stink. 25 July I'm confused. Today I visited the Health Visitor. 29 July What's this? I’m in a weird place w...